You know what? I thought I'd take some time out of my eight month hiatus to post to all my loyal readers in this season of holiday merry happy bells to say, what's important right now is that families gather close around the chestnuts and have cheer of magic snowmen under mistletoe glowing bright how lovely are your little drumming reindeer and partridge's pear trees have a happy new year you jerks. I didn't mean to say jerks, here, let me edit that. Oh damn, my delete button is busted. Seriously I harbor no ill will toward any of you, and whatever kind of pagan flesh rite you follow I hope that it is a good one this year. I really do.
What I really want to talk about is that this is not one of those... "Oh... I'm so sorry I haven't posted in such a loooooong time! Gozimoshita!" sort of things. Anyone with a grasp of linear time can tell that I haven't posted in a long while so I really don't need to tell you that, at least I hope I don't. And FURTHERMORE, I provide the semi-bi-occasional un-spellchecked publication "Anime Snobs" free of charge to everyone in frickin' world. As this is the case, why should I feel bad about not posting for four months? Why should I apologize to you?? How dare you presume to harbor obligations of me, the mighty Maguro? My name means "tuna" in a foreign language. Do you even know what that is?? Do you??? Answer the Maguro! Do it NOW!!!
Seasons Greetings!
maguro
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